"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
"Come along, Leto. With the money I paid for you, your family doesn’t need you any longer."
Yo, Thranduil. You live in a forest. There is a reason why those things went extinct.
The Baby Groot School of Dance is open for business! I’ll have this print available at FanExpo
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money